A grammatical human.

Aren't you glad for people who keep you humble? I'm not I am.

Apparently I misused a word in my last post and didn't catch it. Oh the horror! (Well, actually it is pretty horrible to someone who prides herself on her grasp of the English language, intentional fragments aside.)

I am quite certain of the differences between "through" and "threw" and that, for example, a parade went "through" the center of town while the float riders "threw" candy at innocent bystanders on the parade route.

And yesterday I "through" someone under a bus without catching the error before posting.

So after mocking me via text message, my sister informed me that she was glad I did it because it just reminded her that I am grammatically human.

And there you have it.